because i can.

I sometimes wonder if my mother sent me to a mixed sex school instead of an all girl school if i would understand the opposite sex better.

The past two weeks have been filled with as you do when u single , being utterly aware of couples , boy issues and how your best friend can see you with a dud but you cant.I have also realised how everything boils down to either one person who you love have loved or you are falling in love with.But its only Tuesday so lets see.

When i want to sneakily check my phone at work i go hide in the bathroom cubicle.I shit you not ( probably not the right use of words there) every night there is a new girl in there with her best friend and she is bawling her eyes out about some guy who she isn't good enough for , but she loves him and why cant he just love her.The next night the sam story different girl different guy.I looked at the door and on it was scraped in or written , Emily loves Tim forever or my man is the best love kim.A month later Emily's love for tim was scratched  out with Tim is a asshole and kim's man who she thought was the best now has a small cock.Her words not mine.I am sure Tim is lovely,

I just find it amazing how time consuming this all his , i mean you like someone and thats all you can think of , you cant eat you cant sleep and fuck getting a text from them turned your " i failed maths , got fired and ran my cat over " day into the best fucking day of your life.You start dating and you are annoyingly happy , you thank the car guard you hated, you wash dishes while humming , you cant even hum.Every "love song" is obviously about your love together and you plan things blah blah blah.How can life be this perfect.

Poof one day it all ends.This takes up even more time and you get you hair cut hell you go shopping you gym you do everything just to prove that this person made the biggest mistake of his life.This probably still wont work so you eat pray love the shit out of life , you buy kak books written by a married person about why he is just not that into you and you pretend that you are fine.

We can find cures for cancers , build a rocket , we can even make a sheep called dolly , but yet we are so stupid that we do have a cure for how to  get over a broken heart ( without illegal or liquid substances).

I thought maybe after all my dud experiences with men , I sound like an angry lesbian now i could share my tips with the art of "Just fucking get on with it."

1. You will want to die , you will prob not like anyone and you will either consume hopeless amounts of food or non at all.Keep in mind you are not Romeo and Juliet and yes this sucks but two long years from now you will be fine and you don't want to have embarrassing track marks on your arm about some doos that now probably works at Telkom as a cleaner ( karma is a bitch).

2. You can cut the christ out of your hair , yo can shop you can start doing sit ups and those freaky sex like yoga positions.This will not bring him back.Though it could make an interesting party trick.

3. Dont go looking for someone to replace the "one" you lost , this will probably lead to awkward moments of silence , herpes and you feeling like a bit of a slag.

4. When drinking ,wich yo will do heaps of .Give your cell to a friend that is bigger than you , so when you want to drunk dial he or she cant punch you in your stupid head.Because you are being stupid.STUPID.

5. You are going to feel lonely you will prob cry and you will hurt in places you didnt think were reachable let alone could feel.You will hate life , couples , God , youre ex and then 5 min later you will love your ex again , you are not bi polar or though you might seem like it.

6. Eat pray loving your way out of it will work for two weeks if that but you are not Julia Roberts you will not find a man by traveling around the world to find yourself.

7. Why is going to pop up alot .I cant tell you why but i can tell you that nothing last's forever so why the hell not.Life is a bitch get over it.It was not ment to be if it was you would still be together.

Truth is my little book of fuck all knowledge would just say , you are not alone.Shit has been dropped in an ocean for love , countries have lost rulers , rockstars have died from a bit of too much loving and friendships , family s have been broken up because of it.Its not really a very nice thing.

No book is going to make you stop hurting all you can do is dust yourself off take what you can from it , cry like hell and hope to God that if this one idiot could find you theres bound to be more.Just dont make it take up so much of your time because while your spending your time on this one person they are going on with life.Truth is you are not alone you are probably safer with being alone but that sucks, you are just getting to where you need to go with a bit of a fuck up in the road.